poke it with a stick

i have always had the destructive inability to leave well enough alone-as a child I used a ballpoint pen to carve vaguely pornographic drawings into my heirloom bedroom furniture (well who gives a 5 year old family heirloom furniture anyway?) and i regularly pick up small dead things and bring them home in boxes and altoid tins, so it should come as no surprise that today i finally had to poke a hole in the silicone filled neoprene gel wrist rest that sits on my office desk. Now every time i lift my hand from the mouse it makes a little sticky schlupping "feel" as it leaks minute drops of gray grimy silicone onto my hand. wow that sucks. I am an idiot.

Good Samaritan

Okay this is for the woman who came in to the Chinese restaurant lobby to report a child abandoned in a car in the parking lot, while I stood waiting for my order playing peekaboo with my daughter (said abandoned child) from the window (we were parked just outside the big glass storefront). The woman who then also waited for me to leave the restaurant and go retrieve my daughter before she would drive away.
Thanks for making me feel like the worst mom ever! ,!,, (that's a big eff-u to those of you who can't read my cryptic hiroglyphics)

Nude!!! Girls!!! Live!!!

Number of times Charlotte stripped during Sunday's nap=4
Number of "unfruitful" potty trips=6
Getting to see the cutest little baby bootie EVER=priceless

OKay okay I know that bit is waaaay overused but look at it-admit it-super cute