Wicked bad

To borrow a bit from SNL..
People suck in 3 distinct ways:
So Bad
So Hard
Wicked Bad
Allow me to explain
This morning I went into our kitchen at work to put sugar in my coffee-NO SUGAR
I had to go back to the stinky fish-sauce/pickled radish smelling factory kitchen (don't even think about calling me a racist-it's the truth!) and refill our empty coffee can that passes for a ghetto sugar canister from their giant 3 gallon tub (I guess they REEEEALLLY like sugar).
-THEN-
I went to put get hot water from the dispenser to mix my oatmeal-NO WATER
It's not pretty to watch a fat girl in a skirt wrestle with a 5 gallon water bottle.

It would be one thing if this happened once in awhile, but I get the distinct impression that I'm either working with a bunch of people that still live with their mom's or they are morons
That is all